nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

0wlparty:

kirindave:

zamii070:

everytime

Almost as bad, “What are you anxious about?”

aubernutter

slenclerman:

steampoweredgrapefruit:

slenclerman:

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

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take me into your loving arms. kiss me under the light of a thousand stars. place your head on my beating heart.

necrophilofthefuture:

when girls say “i was born in the wrong decade!!” “i belong in the 20’s!!!” “i wish guys were still old fashioned gentlemen!”

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are u sure about that 

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

scrlett:

no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful